[Verse 1]
Her name was Mia
From North Korea
I said "Come over, bring your Land Rover"
I don't like Sushi
She said "That suit's me
I take a shower
On every hour"

[Chorus]
Oh, the Oriental
Very, very special
If you ever get some
You want another one, and another one
The Oriental
Very, very gentle
I got one for a cousin
Can you send me a dozen?

[Verse 2]
Her name was Mae Wong
She came from Hong Kong
She was a raver, of eastern flavour
I said "I love you"
She said "I'd love to
Go down to Texas
Must have one Lexus"
[Chorus]
Oh, the Oriental
So very, very special
If you ever get some
You want another one, and another one
The Oriental
Very, very gentle
I like it spicy
That'll do me nicely

[Verse 3]
I'm gonna cross the water
Take a plane to Tokyo
And find a little geisha
I love to see them go
And carry on to China, Asia minor and some more
Then finish with a sling in Singapore

[Chorus]
Oh, the Oriental
Very, very special
If you ever get some
You want another one, and another one
The Oriental
Very, very gentle
I got one for a cousin
Can you send me a dozen?
[Outro]
Oh, the Oriental
Will drive you mental
I really gotta get one
And then another one, and another one
Oh, the Oriental
Can you get them on a rental
Don't send me a Russian
Ain't no discussion
Got to be an Oriental