[Verse 1]
You're a dime, I'm a nickel
I'm a Nickelback boy with a hammer and sickle
You're a square, I'm a squiggle
And I come out swinging with a scythe at your pickle
I'm a scorcher, too hot
Schvitzing through my fit, why not?
Focus on the plot
No time to watch the clock

[Chorus]
This life will be a lifetime
Your life will take a long time
Cradle to grave pipeline
This life will be a li-li-lifetime
This life will be a lifetime
Your life will take a long time
Cradle to grave pipeline
This lifе will be a li-li-lifetime

[Verse 2]
Oh yеah, start shit, I could never live without dying
Ouchie, get hit, catch me in the courtroom crying
I'm pissed, I'm blissed, I could never frown without smiling
But that's life, kid
[Chorus]
This life will be a lifetime
Your life will take a long time
Cradle to grave pipeline (Life!)
This life will be a li-li-lifetime

[Bridge]
(I could never live without dying)
(Catch me in the court room crying)
(I could never frown without smiling)

[Interlude]
You know man, sometimes you just wake up and you just make yourself a big pot of coffee
Well, not me, 'cause I don't like the way coffee makes me feel, but
Some days I just like to sniff it on in and you just, you got your roommate making a big cup of coffee over there and you just—
(This life will be a lifetime)
You say, "I'm so happy I don't have to be the one to clean up the grounds," 'cause you're not actually supposed to put the grounds in the fucking disposal
(This life will be a lifetime)
You need to dig it out, ideally, if you put it in a compost bin it'd be
Way better 'cause we're fucking ruining the goddamn planet
You know how much fucking trash there is?
Then you would know that— you know what?
(This life will be a lifetime)
Tonight is gonna be the best night of our lives

[Chorus]
(Life!) This life will be a lifetime (T-T-T-Time!)
Your life will take a long time (L-L-L-Life)
Cradle to grave pipeline (L-L-L-Life)
This life will be a li-li-lifetime (Li-i-ifetime)
This life will be a lifetime (L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Life)
Your life will take a long time (L-L-L-L-L-Lifetime)
Cradle to grave pipeline
[Outro]
This life will be a li-li-lifetime
Li-li-lifetime
Li-li-lifetime
Life!