[Verse 1]
Look at me riding a pony
Holden Caulfield on these fucking phonies
Jesus Christ, they act like they don't know me
Like a trumpet, do-do-do, do-do, you can blow me

[Chorus]
F-F-F-Fucking phonies
Do-do-do, do-do, f-f-f-fucking phonies
(They control me) Fucking phonies
Do-do-do, do-do; I love my fucking phonies

[Verse 2]
Pizza cat, pepperoni
Galaxy-print all on my clothing
I'm musical— la-la-la, la-laa— where's my Tony?
Feather in my cap, ah, call it macaroni

[Chorus]
F-F-F-Fucking phonies
Do-do-do, do-do, f-f-f-fucking phonies
(They control me) Fucking phonies
Do-do-do, do-do; I love my fucking phonies

[Bridge]
Wake up, sheeple
Stream the Beatles
Stanley Kubrick
Tarantino
[Chorus]
F-F-F-Fucking phonies
Do-do-do, do-do, f-f-f-fucking phonies
(They control me) Fucking phonies
Do-do-do, do-do; I love my fucking phonies

[Outro]
Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
F-F-F-Fucking phonies