[Intro: Tina, Linda, Gene, Louise & Bob]
T: *Gasp* Bruce, over there. Hot goose. Let's see if you two get along. Oh, wow. You get along really well. Slow down, guys. You don't even know each other
L: All right, let's go. I got to get home for my big date with Gretchen
G: I'm glad you're getting back out there, Mom
Lou: Hey Dad, maybe we can find you a park animal
B: I like that weird duck over there
G: Who wouldn't?

[Chorus]
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah Bruce
Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah Bruce the Goose
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah Bruce
Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah Bruce the Goose
Kinda clingy, Bruce the Goose
Tellin' stories to Bruce the Goose
Friends forever, Bruce the Goose
Secret kiss with Bruce the Goose
Ooh
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah Bruce
Bah-bah-bah, bah-bah Bruce the Goose