[Intro: Tina, Gene & Louise]
Ooh, I got some Sticky Sugar-Booms. Nice
Me, too. They're gonna be the second-best booms I drop today. Kerplunk
*Muffled* I can't open my mouth at all, but it's so good
*Muffled* Yup. I can feel the flavor seeping into my teeth. Good-bye, teeth

[Chours]
Trick or treat
Ooh
Sticky sweets
Ah
Messin' up
Ooh
All my teeth
Ah
Trick or treat
Ooh
Sticky sweets
Ah
Feel the flavor seeping into my teeth
Ooh

[Outro: Gene]
You can eat the wrappers, right? Cut out the middleman?