[Intro: Linda (L), Louise (Lou), Tina (T), Gene (G) & Bob (B)]
L: Watch out, Meat Man. It might be a trap!
Lou: Don't worry, we'll meet again

L: So you broke up with poor Henry, huh?
T: Yeah. I guess you just can't talk yourself into love
G: I can talk myself into anything. I like salad now!
Lou: Here comes the buffo ending, Dad
B: It's beautiful
Lou: Yeah
L: Oh, Bob. You identify with Meat Man
B: *Sniffle* I just think it's a good movie, Lin
Lou: Everybody does. It's the best movie
T: Uh. Mom, you have old meat in your ear
Lou: That's collectible. Save it

[Chorus: Vocalist, Bob, Louise & Gene]
Meat Man
Does this Meat Man have a name?
Yes. It's Meat Man
Meat Man
I like that
"Just a piece of meat"?
Meat Man
Wow
Meat Man's a survivor. No, he's not fancy. He's just a proud, independent hamburger man. And when he talks, people listen
Meat Man