[Verse 1]
I've never written a book in my life
because your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife
I gave you everything but
I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds; you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples; you made nipple rings

You're not going to heaven
Why would you think that I'd ever hang out with you?
You're all dicks I don't need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you
So fuck you.

[Chorus]
Oh my, oh my god.
Oh my, oh my god.
I'm not gonna fix you.
I'm not gonna fix you.
Oh my, oh my god.

[Verse 2]
People give me money and I don't know why
because my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different
They're all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different
People aren't smart
Right! I just made the stars!
You think you know beauty, love?
Well, trust me you don't I'm the one who created them
You're overpopulated so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them
Fuck you!