Mega Ran
Area Dolls Guy
[Verse 1 - Shael Riley]
He's just a kid with his heart on his sleeve
And you didn't know he's ready to leave
He don't care no more, he's got one foot out the door
'Cause he is tired of being just friends

[Chorus - Shael Riley]
With his back to the world and his freak sail unfurled
He's giving up on area dolls guy, yeah
Just trying to find the perfect girl

[Verse 2 - Mega Ran]
I'm
San Antonio, home, September, toward the friend zone
It's time I get goin'
Girls always tell me that I'm such a good catch
And I try to get attached, and they say it's not a match
So don't ??? what you think about him
I don't wanna hear about your problems with men
Picturin' myself in his place
Holdin' your hand, and compressin' your face
You don't understand, I'm a mess, a disgrace
Saw him in the cards, so I guess it was fate
And I'm not bitterness - this is how it's gonna be
Hope you get what you wanted, 'cause it surely wasn't me
I'm gone

[Verse 3 - Shael Riley]
The little girls have a neighborhood queen
She's tending her hive, she's keeping it clean
She got a hold of our guy, she put his nose to the grind
'Til he was everyone's pet

[Verse 4 - Shael Riley]
Mermaid attire to the nautical ball
She's watching his eyes, she's wanting it all
Emerald lips and toes, screaming "There she blows!"
In a sea-foam blue dress

[Chorus - Shael Riley (Mega Ran)]
As she blows out her hair
She gives him a cannonball stare
He's giving up on area dolls guy yeah
(I give up, I give up)
Just trying to find the perfect girl

[Verse 5 - Mega Ran]
I would have done anything you asked of me
But in a flash, it all changed so drastically
I used to worship the ground you trotted on
Now I can't the sight of you, not at all
Even put your name in a couple of songs
But thank god for the leak, 'cause them suckers are gone
I heard you're comin' along, and that's just peachy
Got a new lackey, I guess you don't need me?
My mom even asked me, "what happened to her?"
I said, "I never got a clue,"
Said, "I knew that would occur"
??? but I stare at your picture
Wonderin' why I ever wanted to get you
And don't cry for me, I'll be fine
Hop in a Nissan
Throw up a peace sign
I'm gone

[Chorus - Shael Riley]
With his back to the world and his freak sail unfurled
He's giving up on area dolls guy, yeah
Just trying to find the perfect girl