Mega Ran
Royal Rumble Rap Up
[Hook]
30 men going in
One man walking out
For a shot at the title
That's what it's all about

Royal Rumble
Royal Rumble
Royal Rumble
Royal Rumble

[Verse]
Every two minutes a warrior
Only one can be victorious
Alamodome, five thousand in attendance
And the energy is glorious
Action is frantic and fast
No one knows who will last
Throw a bone to the brother with class
Nice showing by gentleman Jack
Braun Strowman went beast mode
Like he activated cheat codes
Tossed a few then got eliminated
After bouncing out the Big Show
Kofi had a moment that's his specialty
Balanced on the pole so incredibly
That's definitely the boys legacy
The whole New Day went out collectively
No surprises till the tenth man
Tye Dillinger, the perfect fit
Brock Lesnar came in merkin' it
Then Goldberg threw him over quick
Undertaker that was my pick
Roman Reigns had different plans
Tossed him out, then they had some words
I'd love to see these two have a chance
Happenstance put the Wyatts together
Thought they was tighter than leather
Luke Harper turn the tables and popped Bray
Might of severed the ties forever
Final four, Jericho, Reigns, Bray and Randy
Whole crowd thinking "no it can't be"
Anyone but Roman this a bad omen, now we all rooting for the family
RKO outta the Spear
Whole lot of power there clothesline over the top rope
Roman Reigns is outta there
One thing it wasn't was boring
Made every moment feel important
Salute your 2017 winner of the Royal Rumble
Randy Orton

[Hook]
Royal Rumble
Royal Rumble
Royal Rumble
Royal Rumble