Fergie
What a Time to Be Alive
[Intro: Arnav Chandregupta]
You are now about to take a journey through all of time and history

[Forever forever ever forever ever]

[Verse 1: Arnav Chandregupta]
Our story begins six millennia ago
After nomads and migration 
Civilization as we know
Egypt, Sumer, Babylon
The wheel, the plow, copper, and bronze
Euclidian geometry: polygons
Homer, Vergil, Agamemnon
How to explain natural phenomenon
Gods, goddesses, worshiping icons

Hammurabi, Moses, Nebuchadnezzar 
The Epic of Gilgamesh, ever so clever
Caesar, Jesus, Brutus, Judas
Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists
Athens, Rome, Greece, Sparta
The Constitution, The Magna Carta
Mohammad, Gandhi, Jon of Arc
Stalin, Hitler, Bonapart

Saint Francis of Assisi
Machiavelli, and Medici 
Galileo Galilee, Jethro T, Socrates
Death, plague, and disease 
Illuminati, Nazis
Planes, Trains, TV’s
Electricity
Cars, phones, and computers 
Technology  
Better watch your weight
Cause we’re in the United States
D Trump, Steve Jobs, Oprah, Bill Gates  
2Pac, Dali Lama, Biggie, Obama

[Chorus: Fergie]
I had the time of my life
And I've never felt this way before
And I swear this is true
And I owe it all to you


[Verse 2: Arnav Chandregupta]
Forever and ever 
The best of the best
Arnav Chandregupta
About to slay that test
AP Diaz you better bet
Always a 5 never less
Fergie and Mozart 
No  regrets
Momma always said 
Life is like a Diaz test 
You never know what      
Your gonna get

Yo it’s your
Boi Arnav Chandregup
Eating that Essential Soup
Signing off one last time
One last rhyme
Before i go
All I need you to know
Never venture to the land
Of room 4 double O

[Chorus: Fergie]
I had the time of my life
And I've never felt this way before
And I swear this is true
And I owe it all to you

[Verse 3: Arnav Chandregupta]
Life 
What is it? 
Are we here just visit?
Are our only goals sex and grub?
Are we fishing in a bathtub?   
Is happiness the key?
Pagan immortality?  
Is the goal to buy a yacht? 
Or is to learn a lot? 
Does it have no purpose?
Is it not even worth it?
Is it to do good to your brother
And love every other?
Is the goal money and power
To become president
And build trump tower?
To become the most clever
Beat death and live forever?

[Gun shots]

By the time you hear the next pop
You shall be in the creepy place

[Creepy Place Interlude]

You just left the creepy place
Your life is over and your in a better place
I hope your life was worth it and you solved the mystery
I hope your name will be remembered all through out [history]

We have shelter, we have food
Everything to survive
We live in the 21st century
Democracy is alive
Our only struggles 
Are  learning of past struggles
In Diaz we must strive
One day we’ll be history
But what a time to be alive

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