The Lonely Island
I’m A Hustler (song?)
(Life of a... Life of a... Life of a...)(Oooo!)
Well, I'm a hustler (hustler)
That's just what I do (Oooo!)
Always hustling on the avenue (avenue)
I can sell water to a whale (water to a whale)
Or even a shell to a snail
I'm a hustler! (Life of a hustler) That's me!
I've been this way since I came out my momma's puss. (puss)
I'm always thinking of a scheme (Oooo!)
I'm good at what I do and I know a thing or two about hustling

You have to be born with a certain swag
A "je ne sais quoi" that makes hustling your bag (Hey!)
At eight years old I got my hood pass (Oooo!)
At nine, got my first piece of ass (Hey!) (Ass)

Ice to an eskimo
Spaghetti to a wop (wop)
I know that sounds racist, it's just how I talk

In the crap game I'm the number one (number one)
I wouldn't mess around, you'll get your money taken

[unintelligible layers]

...I'll be in the kitchen, cooking up crack...