The Lonely Island
On A Boat
[Introduction]
Aw, shit, get your towels ready, it's about to go down
Everybody in the place, hit the fucking deck
But stay on your motherfucking toes, we're running this, let's go

[Hook]
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me
Cause I'm sailing on a boat, I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat

[Bridge]
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat

[Verse One]
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana champ cause it's so crisp
I've got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and it's going fast
And, I've got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real

[Verse Two]
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker, fuck trees
I climb buoys, motherfucker, I'm on the deck with my boys
Motherfucker, this boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, 'Anything is possible'

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road, Poseidon
Look at me, oh, never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way, believe me when I say
'I fucked a mermaid'

[Bridge]
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat