“Weird Al” Yankovic
Laundry Day
You gotta keep 'em separated
You like the latest fashions
You like to keep 'em clean?
Well take a trip every week to the laundromat
And throw a load in the washing machine
But if you don't wanna ruin your clothes
You gotta sort them out first, as everyone knows
Remember bright colors and the others don't mix
Before you wash 'em up! wash 'em up! wash 'em up! wash 'em up!

HEY!
Are your undies turning pink?
Take 'em out!
You gotta keep 'em separated
HEY!
Are your cottons gonna shrink?
Sort 'em out!
You gotta keep 'em separated

HEY!
Then when it's time
You can stick 'em in the dryer, you can hang 'em on the line
HEY!
Its Laundry Day!