[Verse 1]
I'm your shelter from the storm
You know I'll always have your back
I'll even let you warm
Your freezing hands inside my butt crack

I never get out
My leaf blower when Oprah is on
When you're telling me about your feelings
I try not to yawn

[Pre-Chorus]
And when we're at parties
I don't talk about your spastic bladder
When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof
I'll hold the ladder

[Chorus]
And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is

Oh I guess I don't know
Ooh... listen now...