[Verse 1: Michael Christmas]
Uh
Stressed out, crunch time, punch line, scrabble champ, wordplay (I win)
Award tie, young vet, on set, Nerf guns gon' spray
Breaker breaker, niner niner, my recliner broke while I was getting chased
Stole a plane, then parachuted to the strip club n***a, GTA
You ain't getting on my beat today
Touch the mic, its like you touched a train
While it was moving, try to kiss it face to face
Smack dab in a bad place
Cause y'alls bars been last place
Girls used to think my dad was Mase
Money make me do the Harlem Shake
Y'all trip
I might do a show in code red, get the fever down my hair
And cop some Dennis Rodman sneakers
N***a I been practicing with teachers
Fuck your features, fuck your legal aid (Tick tick)
Gifts came, cash came, mom whip, Lambo switch lanes
Eighth grade hall buddies, punch you in the dick game

[Bridge]
Tick tick
Tick tick
Tick tick

[Verse 2: Michael Christmas]
Rock with it, eyebrows to the top
Mouth full of sock 'cause you doubted the squad
Buy new kicks just to kick to the side
Devil ain't real, KFC is a lie
And I'm sipping on a (?) coco smoothie
Causing wreck in Venus with the (?)
If you knew me you would do me
But you spooky, Shaggy, Scooby-Dooby Doo
Uh
I don't blame you
Internet hoes naw I won't shade you
Been no games since one and K2
Rap (?) Jodie I hate you (I hate you Jodie)
I'm just trying to be a kid forever
Never-never Land is sounding better
Every time they tell me never tell 'em never
Miss the days of sipping (?) nectar

[Verse 3: Michael Christmas]
At this rate I might never sleep again
All about the Benjamins
Put me on the Caddi like the president
All my friends is zombies round my residence
Evil dope, spit the quotes that make you think I'm deeper ho
And I don't even need the snorkel, I'm half turtle
And your girl she be leaking
Coulda sworn she had a Squirtle
Doing hurdles to the finish
Reputation n***a
I'm Spongebob with the action and you hate a lot like Squidward
N***a stop