[Verse 1: Michael Christmas]
Oh boy
These n***as dumb
I think I'm the one, I think I'm the five
I think I'm the center, I think I'm Mutumbo
I check GPS, I think I've arrived
This feel like a dream, I think I'm alive
I keep looking down, I think Imma dive
I think Imma splash
Think she a fan, and I think I'm a match

[Bridge: Michael Christmas]
I think I'm Olympic, I think Imma dash
I think I'm Olympic, I think Imma dash
Tick tick (tick tick)
I think Imma dash
I think I'm Olympic, I think Imma dash
Uh
Switch this shit up

[Verse 2: Michael Christmas]
I think I need Jesus, I think I'll lose faith
I think (?) got a whole lot on my plate
I think my friends downers, I think they need uppers
I think they need supper, my n***as lose weight (gotta eat)
I think I need momma to tell me a story
I think Imma only get sleepy that way
I think I got go now, I think I should say bye
I'm thinking that Imma be late for my plane

[Bridge: Michael Christmas]
I think I'm Olympic, I think Imma dash
I think I'm Olympic, I think Imma dash
Hey, hey
I think Imma dash
Hey, hey

[Verse 3: Michael Christmas]
I think I'm Ja Rule they way they screaming murder (murda)
I think I'm like Keenan, I need a Goodburger
I think I'm the internet, or at least the server
I think this is a hotstreak and missed the third quarter
I think I should be on a season of hoarders
Got hundreds of songs that you n***as ain't heard of, they stored up
I talk, Prefuse 7-3 put the word up
All of them girls that not heard of, they heard us
I think that they get on our nerves and they nervous