[Verse: Parry Gripp]
When you want somebody gone and you don't want to wait too long
Call the Immediate Murder Professionals
Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide
The Immediate Murder Professionals
We do our job so well because we come straight up from Hell
We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife
We're the Immediate Murder Profession—

[Outro: Parry Gripp]
Kids die for free