VO: What is that up in the sky?
VO: Owww!

Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
At the park, over the yard
Put on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard

Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Guacamole, sour cream
Is it nightmare or is it a dream? (is it a dream)

They’re crunchy and they’re fried (so fried)
And they’re falling from the sky (from the sky)
You might want to stay in inside
VO: Lookout!
VO: Owww, my eye!

News flash! Important information
Taquito’s coming down all over nation
Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie
It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y

Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Run for cover, don’t be slow
There’s beef, and chicken, and potato