[Verse 1]
I just blew in from the windy city
The windy city is mighty purty
But they ain't got what we got
No sirree

[Verse 2]
They've got shacks up to seven stories
Never see any morning glories
But a step from our doorway
We got 'em for free

[Chorus 1]
They've got those minstrel shows
Purty ladies in the big chapeaus
Private lawns, public parks
For the sake of civic virtue
They've got fountains there that squirt you

[Verse 3]
I just blew in from the windy city
The windy city is mighty purty
But they ain't got what we got
I'm tellin' ya, boys
We got more life in Deadwood City
Than in all of Illinois