[Intro]
Eh, eh, eh-eh, eh
[?], fucker

[Verse 1: Gil Wrayson]
MC Hammer ain’t got shit on me
Cause I can also rap about the Addams family
Let’s go inside and make some rational decisions
Before I get really pissed and give my forearm incisions
My vision is weak, I’m hitting Dante’s Peak
I clear my Prasing history in front of you, you turn the other cheek
What the fuck is up with that? I would call you my bae
But bae’s a stupid fucking word, you deserve better, Wednesday

[Chorus: Gil Wrayson]
I’m tripping on peyote
Playing with my Power Glove
Cause I’m Lucas
And I’m in love with my Paloma
(4x)

[Verse 2: Gil Wrayson]
Let’s not talk about anything else but love
However, I did figure out why you were sent from above
Bitch, you were sent here to fuck me up, my little buttercup
Are you my Denapholi? Naw, that’s too shady
Making me feel trapped, I really should’ve snapped
But I’m only comfortable when we have this all mapped out
Into the woods where they can never find us two
I’d rather die than live without you

[Chorus] (4x)

[Verse 3: Gil Wrayson]
You’re being pulled in a new direction
While your dad’s sword is being pointed in One Direction
Wait a minute! Got ideas so supreme
My dream is to live somewhere that’s green
Janulis does too, but that’s another story
Why won’t the world give me one normal fucking scene
I’m so full of myself, thinking I’m Don Juan
Hey, at least this story’s better than that Legally Blonde shit

[Chorus] (4x)

[Spoken: Gil Wrayson]
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