[Verse 1]
It was never part of the plan to cheat the old woman
Now that is that, she better get on cookin'
Does she seem agitated? Did she get too mad?
You like it, you love it, you make her feel bad
It goes the way you always wanted it to go

[Chorus]
My dear girl, they don't know why you have to bite
My dear girl, they don't know, but they think you might
Be a little hysterical, hahaha, be all hysterical
Boy, oh boy, unbearable, hahaha, be all hysterical

[Verse 2]
It was never part of the plan that she'd give you head
We all know by now, you were delighted into her bed
Oh, please don't be long, for seven years ago
You gave what you wanted and enjoyed the glow
It went the way you always wanted it to go

[Chorus]
My dear girl, they don't know why you have to bite
My dear girl, they don't know, but they think you might
Be a little hysterical, hahaha, be all hysterical
Boy, oh boy, unbearable, hahaha, be all hysterical

[Outro]
Why
You get there in time
You put her on the spot, boy
You put her on the spot, boy
Why
You get there in time
You put her on the spot, boy
You put her on the spot, boy