[Chorus]
If you want to go riding
In the tall green grass
Try to not spook the horse

[Verse]
If you want to pet
That old hound dog
Make sure he ain't
Rolled in shit
There's a pretty little girl
And she's living down there
Down on her daddy's farm
If you're going to mess
Around with that chick
Be sure to close the barn door
Try to not spook the horse
Make sure she ain't
Rolled in shit
There's a field of green
And an old red barn
Deep in the valley of hearts

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Try to not spook the horse [x3]