[Pre-Intro]
Come on Kiet pick up the damn phone
Come on I want my hair dyed

[Intro]
Hi this is Kiet’s beauty salon. Dial 1 to get that tight asshole bleached
Yo who the fuck is this faggot?
Don’t call me a faggot this is an lgbtqai safe zone
Put Kiet on the fucking phone right now
Sorry Kiet is currently bleaching an asshole
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Goddamn it!

[B-Hazard]
Kiet I got a question, do you even got a dick? NOPE
You gave Joelle blue waffle that shit makes me sick
You want to know how I know you’re a faggot? Cuz you work at a salon
I’m gonna walk into that salon wearing a hijab and strapped to a bomb
My right hand has bling on. My left hands' got the Quran
Islamophobic motherfucker I dare you to tell me what could go wrong
I heard you’re working on a diss track it better be a rap not be a gay ass song
I’m about to use my dong and destroy Joelle’s pussy like a space blaster
Kiet you’re about to be cucked so hard you better start calling me master commander
Kiet, I’m gonna penetrate you with my space phaser and choke you like Darth Vader
You wanna call yourself K-Hazard? Well B-Hazard don’t give a fuck
I just destroyed you like you was Isis and I was president Donald Trump