[Skit]
Wyclef: Hello, boys and girls. Welcome, to Wyclef Words of Wisdom. Have you ever been sitting in your house at two o'clock in the morning and you get a mysterious phone call from a girl that you don't know? Now, hold on, think with your mind and not with your pistol. 'Cause if you invite her over this is what might happen
Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! (What the... Yo, yo, yo...shit!) Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!
Cop: Freeze! Put your hands in the air!
Wyclef: Officer, you don't understand, she called me, I was sleeping, I was minding my own business...
Cop: I don't give a flying fuck and two bits amount of piss, you're fuckin' guilty! (Yes, yes)
Wyclef: Nobody's protected