Niall James Holohan
Serial Monogamy
I don’t know your name
I just know you’re going home
I’ve got games to play
And a score to scribble up on the blackboard, so …

No, I don’t know your name
And I don’t want to hear your feelings expressed at all, at all
And if you ask me what the story is
I won’t even let you get dressed at hall

I am no serial monogamist
I’m like a dog when I get pissed
Climbing on the nearest bitch to me

I am no serial monogamist
No romantic, no fantasist
I don’t know what you see in me

No, I don’t know how you’re feeling
Now you don’t recognize this ceiling
Just like when you wake your first morning on holiday

But this is not Santa Ponça
And I’m far from a forkey foreigner
You can get the bus around the corner
I’ve got shit to do today

I am no serial monogamist
I’m like a dog when I get pissed
Climbing on the nearest bitch to me
I don’t want your serial monogamy
It’s sleeping around disguised as freedom
And no one in that bar last night was free

I only want one to work out
I only want one to work out
I only want one
I only want one
I only want one to work out

I only want one to work out
I only want one to work out
I only want one to work out

I am no serial monogamist
So what happens when you get pissed
Is you don’t come calling me at home

I don’t see the relevance of lingering
Or a ring around a finger
When we’re happier alone

I am no serial monogamist
No romantic, no fantasist
I don’t know what you see in me

I am no serial monogamist
I’m like a dog when I get pissed
It’s great
Knee deep in V.D