[Intro: Edina Monsoon]
"Chanel. Lagerfeld. Gaultier. Givenchy."
"Lights! Models! Guestlist!" ("Chanel.")
"Lights! Models! Guestlist!" ("Lagerfeld.")
"Lights! Models! Guestlist!" ("Gaultier.")
"Lights! Models! Guestlist!" ("Givenchy.")
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"

[Chorus: Edina Monsoon]
"Pump up the volume!"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"

[Interlude: Edina Monsoon, Patsy Stone]
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic lights."
"Ah!"
"Bum so tight he was bouncing off the walls."
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
[Chorus: Edina Monsoon, Patsy Stone]
"Pump up the volume!"
"Bum so tight, bum so tight, bum so tight, bum so tight."
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
"Bum so tight, bum so tight, bum so tight, bum so tight."
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
"Bum so tight, bum so tight, bum so tight, bum so tight."
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
"Bum so tight, bum so tight, bum so tight, bum so tight."
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
("You ready for this, sweetie?")
"You ready for this, sweetie?"
"You ready for this, sweetie?"

[Refrain: Neil Tennant]
Absolutely Fabulous
Absolutely Fabulous
Absolutely Fabulous
Absolutely Fabulous
[Outro: Edina Monsoon]
"It's the bloody Pet Shop Boys, sweetie!"
"Pump up the volume!"