Hey baby
Waaaassup?
Hey girl
Want to catch a movie tonight?
Yeah hear Deadpool is a good movie to watch
You up for it?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes
Alright sure
So?
Yeah...
Yeah I'm a rapper, yeah yeah
Let me give u a little sample right here

(huh)

I'm gonna pick u up late coz I want to leave an impression
Yeah I got to wear deodorant
Gotta brush my teeth, gotta look good
Coz you know a girl as fly as you should have
A guy that is cool like me you know (oh no)
I can rap and sing and play guitar
And much more better than the other girls I think you are

SWEET!

How was that baby?
What you mean you don't think I can't rap?
Rapping is not about rhyming
Ok ok, so what the hell is real hip hop anyway?
Give me another chance, here here

And later when we driving in my Kelisa
Up and down the Federal Highway (wuu)
Nothing much really to do coz we missed Deadpool
Now we trying kill some time till the next showing time

Uh

That's what u get when u wake up late
After wanking off to nine supermodels just to blow off steam
So you won't fucked up on your date as seems

Oh no
Baby
Were going out now
Put down your smartphone, the tinder ain’t right now
Swipe to left (right), swipe to the right (right)
Who gives a fuck
Who you swipe right, aite?

I don’t care i’m standing right here in front of your door won’t u come out now
For some more
Of this rap
I know its shit
But u can’t touch it
Cause you know it’s cool
That you know guy like me
Can really make you feel, i guess kind of happy

In the air
Or in the back
Anywhere you want it to be
In your underwear
Underwater
Swimming 10,000 leagues under sea

Andrew Llyod Webber
Andrew Llyod Webber
Andrew Llyod Webber
Everybody gets a tenor