Who`s telling Granny
Her knickers aren`t on right? ,
She wore them like that yesterday
And it`s not a pretty sight.

Her elastic must have given way
So she tucked them in a belt,
And that looks like a rough old thing
It`s sure not made of felt.

But she`s a hardy old un
That was brought up without a fuss
When a pair of drawers did a week
And maybe a few days plus.

Now the legs are hanging down
Well below her pinny,
At least they`re not flapping
`cause Gran`s anything but skinny.

Best I find a new pair
And leave them in her room,
She`s had these on for eight days
Must be time to change them soon.