I don`t think it`s fair
I`m sorry to say
To put my duster to work today,
I overworked it all last week
It`s about to think
I`ve got a mean streak,
It rushed across the wardrobe top
I swear I heard it
Screaming to stop....

It had already moved around the hall
Travelling quietly
Causing no bother at all,
Then in the sitting room
When ornaments came into view
It started to shake
(Well, I did too) .

So it`s all best forgotten
For the rest of the day,
I`ll open the window
There`s always a chance
The dust will just blow away.