Had my money tell you what I'd do
I would go downtown and buy a Mercury or two
'Cause I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
Yes I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
I'm gonna buy a Mercury and cruise up and down the road

Hey mama you look so fine
Ridin' around that Mercury Forty Nine
'Cause I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury
Yes I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury Ford
I'm gonna buy a Mercury and cruise up and down the road

The gal I love, stole her from a friend
The fool got lucky stole her back again
She knowed he had a Mercury
Yeah she knowed he had a Mercury Ford
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise up and down the road

Baby went out and she didn't stay long
She bought her a Mercury, come cruisin' home
'Cause she's crazy 'bout a Mercury
Yeah she's crazy 'bout a Mercury Ford
I'm gonna buy a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road