Skillz
2017 Rap-Up
[Intro]
They say it was a crazy year
They just need me to wrap it up
Whole lotta lovin’ and a whole lotta hatin’
This is how it went down
I don’t know where the fuck to start
Y’all been waitin’ so I gotta make it

[Verse]
I never seen a year like this year, so many twists and turns
Winners and losers – we all lived and learned
So listen up, I’ma keep it a buck
This the Mad Skillz 2017 Wrap Up
Homie I watched Nicki drop Meek like he won’t even [?]
Saw a million women march through the DC streets
When guy got jumped out the Super Bowl that had me weak
And y’all was tripping over dude sprinklin’ salt on meat
Then they mixed the Oscars up, c’mon bro
To this day I still haven’t heard “Despacito”
Seem like soon as Trump got in
Beyonce broke the whole internet like “Bitch, here come the twins!”
And shout to Jordan Peele ‘cause he a beast
For real ‘cause Get Out was a modern day masterpiece
Had the whole world buzzin’
A slave movie disguised as a horror movie and nobody saw it comin’
Some of y’all should sit down, bitch be humble
Music had a little rap and had a whole lotta mumble
And North Korea tryna to leave us ruined
“Baby you all over the place! What is you doin’?!”
And Kendall Jenner, girl you funny, girl don’t test me
You can’t stop a protest with a can of Pepsi
And y’all showed the backpack kid a lot of love
And I still don’t know what a fidget spinner does
Lotta wild wild thoughts, gettin’ it in
And if all your friends are dead, you should get new friends
I feel bad for Rob Kardashian
He just woke up and old girl was gone in the wind
I’m like Rob here’s a tip, Blac Chyna just boonked you
And that’s a whole lotta gang shit
Found out Russia really had us hacked
And Putin, catch me outside, how ‘bout dat
And the song of the year, Cardi B had a heater
Insecure was a hit, shout to Molly and Issa
LaVar Ball, I like his style
He probably somewhere talkin’ shit to somebody right now
We got tired of seein’ dude in the news
But I still copped a pair, so don’t get it confused
I see you and I don’t speak, that means you lose
On top of that, I’m still waitin’ on my bloody shoes
And Khloe’s little baby bump finally showed up
And Tiffany Haddish, I respect the glow up
She killed the Girls Trip movie
Excuse me, do it look like I was left off Bad and Boujee?
And Lala and Melo couldn’t stay together
Floyd and McGregor got it on for the cheddar
I pray for everybody affected in Manchester
And Kevin Hart, boy you gotta do better
And ladies watch ya man ‘cause you might get played
Sza out here takin’ dudes for like three whole days
Then Kyrie dipped, Taylor came back Swift
And Lonzo Ball let me down like the solar eclipse
Racists runnin’ through Charlottesville
Y’all out here tryna turn Bitcoins to bills
And J Lo and A Rod fell in love
And we never found out what “covfefe” was
And Sean Spicer took a L
And then Trump started beefin’ with the NFL
Man, I’m with Kap I got you
Because you stood up bro and didn’t let them stop you
The other players, man I got to dock you
Y’all coulda did somethin’ special and y’all chose not to
Y’all want the facts? Y’all looked so wack
And usually I’m out here rootin’ for everybody Black
Maybe we’ll get there one day
But we couldn’t even stop watchin’ games on a Sunday
And then the storms came north and south
You got fires in the west tryna take Cali out
And shout Wonder Woman no doubt
‘Cause you gon’ have to be one just to get up out of R. Kelly’s house
Slaves in Libya, that hurt my soul
And if you ask me, yes we need gun control
I mean after Vegas?! C’mon son
And then the next day y’all go and buy more guns?!
And Harvey Weinstein out here wildin’
Touched like 45 women and they wouldn’t be silenced
45 though?! That’s like a Chris Brown album
This whole year was crazy
And I’m just shaking my head at dumbass Kevin Spacey
It don’t work that way
You don’t get to apologize and come out as gay
You better get a grip, don’t play
‘Cause yeen about to walk away from this like Keyser Soze
And Hov took a shot at Ye
Triple 4’s for the ball
They let you out, OJ?
Oh you trippin’ trippin’, you still a busta
Damn shame how y’all was out here shaming Usher
Then Wendy fainted, man y’all was scared
I’m in LA, I heard her ass hit the ground over here
Mase dissed Cam, went straight for his dome
And if you know Tyrese, please take his phone
Royal engagements, celeb breakups
They tryna take the net, y’all better wake up
Serena had a baby and took that jump
Eminem got in his bag and he came for Trump
And he the year’s biggest blunder
Everyday we wake up and just wait for him to do somethin’ dumber
Lookin’ at the sun, what nobody told him?
If he did have some shades, LiAngelo stole ‘em
And y’all bullied that kid, not funny
Then turn around and gave his ma that money
Let’s make this clear – I need mine
Y’all bully me for this damn song every year
Bye Bye Matt Lauer – it could’ve been worse
You could’ve been raining from power
And speaking of Power that’s my shit
It’s still lit, ayo good lookin’ out on the beef Fif
And Black Thought had the verse of the year
Shout Meek Mill, we know them folks ain’t fair
We had pink trap houses, mollies, percocets
They draggin’ old people off United jets
Aye what them chicks like to say?
Aye girl, sometimes you just gotta throw the whole year away
So before I sign off
I send a rest in peace to everybody we lost
Hey you can wipe your slate clean
This is Mad Skillz, welcome to 2018
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