[RACHEL, spoken]
Okay, uh—this is the rough of "I Have Friends." 

(sung)
I have friends
I definitely have friends!
No one can say that
I do not have friends!
 
I have friends
I definitely have friends
Friends, friends, friendly friends
Time to meet my friends
 
I’m Patti!

Aliya!

Jason and I’m super into Dance Dance Revolution!
 
Girl with mustache!
 
Boy with port wine stain!
 
Janitor who lives in an RV behind the school
 
I have friends
I definitely have friends!
Oh yeah!
(spoken)
And then old Rebecca comes in:

(sung)
I have friends
I definitely have friends!
Objectively, I can say that
I have all the friends!
 
I have friends
I definitely have friends
Friends, friends, friendly friends
Time to meet my friends!
 
I’m Paula!
 
Darryl!
 
Subtitles: Mrs. Hernandez
Here to raise the roof!

Friend of friend from law school!
 
Guy outside Home Depot!

Grocery clerk with half an eyelid!
 
We have friends
We definitely have friends!
No one can say that
We do not have friends!
Friends, friends, friends
We definitely have friends!
Friends, friends, friendly friends
These are all our friends—
Hey!