[Intro]
Man, how are we gonna get girls like Usher & T-Pain?
We can't afford that expensive patrón they always drink.
Dude, we're never gonna get girls to drink this nasty stuff!
...Yeah, maybe if it tasted like a...gummy bear?!

[Verse 1]

Girl it starts real fresh
And takes you on a journey
These shots so ill
You'll be leavin' on a gurney
So bottoms up
Momma didn't raise a dummy
Me and Jeff gettin' crunk
Doin' shots of gummy
Girl don't even fight it
I know you wanna bite it
You sound so excited
Before you even tried it
Baby I was wrong
And you know I'm gonna right it
Send you gummy shots
UPS overnight it
[Hook]
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say girl, on the couch I'mma save you a spot
Oh girl, you know I got the bathtub hot
[Verse 2]
Well you know I can't afford
No expensive brandy
So I pour an Old Crow
And chase it down with candy
Cuz it's breakin' my heart
That I caused you pain
You can tell by the slo-mo
Yell in the rain
Baby girl, say the word
When you're home alone
I'll be on your doorstep
With a shot of Patrón
Then I'll take you to the beach
In the Florida Keys
Or a real nice dinner
At an Applebee's
[Bridge]
Break down
In the middle of the spot
I'mma buy another round
While you checkin' these shots
The money shot
The rims shot
Butt shot
Body shot
Not rapping shot
Bad metaphor shot?
[Outro]
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say girl, I wanna take you on a cruise on my yacht
Oh girl, I gotta admit it's not a real yacht (a real yacht...)