Cos I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?
Cos I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?

You walk in the door packed pockets
Guess what, geez
Say you've had it but now you've lost it again
You've forgotten to bring your wallet
But fair play I buy yous a brandy and coke safe
I always do anything for my mates, go sit down, I'll bring it over
Cos I'm no way that you always seem to avoid paying
But your blag, blag, blag gets seen, seen, seen
And how many missed calls have I got to take
Before you get some credit and call me for a change
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Cos I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?
Cos I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?

Oi, then after Tottenham won 2-1, I notice you've gone
And I'm sat staring into space looking like a Billy-no-mates on his tod
And my favorite lighter seems to have done one
Cos it was here when you were here
And now it's gone, now you're gone
I mean just cause I bought you a drink
I'm not trying to tie you to the seat
I don't give to receive, but you seem to live to receive
So I end up chatting to Andy, talking about his fucking grief
With the nub you gave me for twos

I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?
Cos I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?

Half hour on I'm making my way to the bog
Say hi to him, nod to the corner, say safe to your one
Now walk past the bar where you're at
You've blatantly bought her a jar
With the money you said you didn't have
I walk past but I wanna lose my rag
Then I do my business, and as I've come out the bog
Your girlfriend walks in sees you drinking with next girl and tips the drink over your head
And if you ask me it serves you fucking right
You have to hold it down

Cos I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?
Cos I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?

Cos I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?
Cos I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back and then trap?