[Verse 1]
What's the matter with me?
I'm so confused I don't know what to do, I --
I blame it on you
You messed me up, I'm losing touch, I --
If it's that I loved you, what would you do?

[Chorus]
You were so mean
You thought that I would start to scream
And you could've stopped laughin' when you came 'round
And had some tea and toast with me
No you could've stopped laughin' when you came 'round
And had some tea and toast with me

[Verse 2]
When I woke up this morning the world was okay
And then I saw you and I said "No way", And --
I went to pray, but all I could think about was you in bed, so --
Have a nice day
If you're going my way
Come 'round and play

[Verse 3]
And if there's nothing left to say
We can find all day
To talk about the weather instead

And if there's nothing left to say
We can find all day
To talk about the weather instead

[Chorus]
You were so mean
You thought that I would start to scream
And you could've stopped laughin' when you came 'round
And had some tea and toast with me
No you could've stopped laughin' when you came 'round
And had some tea and toast with me