Douglas Douglass, apple tree
Have a wife, now let her be
Give me, give me what you got
I'm gonna make you what you're not

Douglas Douglass, prickly pear
Have a wife, but I don't care
Give me, give me all your soul
I'm gonna dip you in my bowl

Long way down
It's a long way down
It's a long way down
And he knows...

Douglas Douglass, sticky pine
Have a wife, and I do fine
Give me, give me what I need
You know I gots to plant your seed

Douglas Douglass, evergreen
Have a wife and she's so mean
Give me, give me slotted spoon
You know I want to make you swoon

Douglas Douglass, sycamore
Have a wife, but she's a bore
Give me, give me what I crave
You know I want to be your...

It's a long way down
It's a long way down
It's a long way down
And he knows...

Douglas Douglass, royal oak
Have a wife, but she done choked
Give me, give me what you can
I just wants to be your man