[Verse 1]
The morning paper is not the same
A man is smiling, do you know his name?
He's shaking hands with the president
It almost seems as though he's heaven sent

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm mad about, I'm mad about you
I'm mad about you

[Chorus]
He's gonna do a number on you
(A very strange tattoo)
He's gonna do a number on you
(A very strange tattoo)
Something inside tells you to hide
You cannot decide what to do

[Verse 2]
Oh no, what's wrong? Something's on his face
I know it's crazy, but love is not a trace

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm mad about, I'm mad about you
I'm mad about you

[Chorus]
He's gonna do a number on you
(A very strange tattoo)
He's gonna do a number on you
(A very strange tattoo)
Something inside tells you to hide
You cannot decide what to, cannot decide what to
Think of this guy, is there a pie in the sky?
I'd hate to imply that I knew

[Coda]
He's got a friend, it seems there is no end
To the tricks that he do, always on cue
Standing in line, it's so divine
You choose the place
My hand or my face