[Verse 1]
Jason and his Argonauts hanging out in parking lots
With teen twerps and some indieots and all the riff-raff
And strictly confidentially, all we got here is essentially
A vulgar, vapid history of claptrap

[Chorus 1]
Who's who here?
Is anybody anybody?
And who's that there?
Someone we should know?
Who's cool here?
No one and everyone
Start the show
'Cause it's not clear, no
Who's who here

[Verse 2]
The mark of Cain is apathy, brains winding down on entropy
New York and L.A. bourgeoisie and their shit chat
It's Babylon, they rattle on, the herds in line and movin' on
With ecstasy-dipped cattle prongs in back packs

[Chorus 2]
Who's who here?
Is anybody anybody?
And who's that there?
Someone we should know?
Who rules here?
No one and everyone
Start the show
'Cause it's not clear, no
Who's who here
Ow!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus 1]
Who's who here?
Is anybody anybody?
And who's that there?
Someone we should know?

[Verse 3]
And God is their technology, a studded tongue's profanity
A grim tattoo's theology is payback
Six pack kings pull up a chair to sculptured breasts and derrieres
Each a potential millionaire and fat cat

[Chorus 2]
Who's who here?
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Is anybody anybody?
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
And who's that there?
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Someone we should know?
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who rules here?
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
No one and everyone
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Start the show
'Cause it's not clear, no
Who's who here

[Outro]
Who's who here
Who's who here
Who's who here
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here
(Jesus and his astronauts going to the perfect spot)
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here
(Jesus and his astronauts going to the perfect spot)
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here
(Jesus and his astronauts going to the perfect spot)
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here
(Jesus and his astronauts going to the perfect spot)
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here
(Who's who? Who's who here?)
Who's who here