[Intro: Terry Scott Taylor]
The next two songs are concerned with religion--kind of a tongue-in-cheek exposé of what religion is all about. And, uh, the first particular song is called "Secret Scripts and 3D Glasses." And we have brought, as visual teaching aids tonight, our 3D glasses

[Verse 1]
He wants to speak to you of knowledge
The wisdom he has come to learn
He's climbed the tower that reaches
To the heavenly bodies
And he wants to share with you in turn
(Pay the price, buy his book, see the movie)
He wants to share with you in turn

[Verse 2]
Your registration fee and classes
Your secret scripts and 3D glasses
Equip you fully for the spiritual journey
Of ultimate highs and wondrous cosmic flashes
(Pay the price, buy his book, see the movie)
Ultimate highs and wondrous cosmic flashes

[Bridge]
Now we can see your deepest longings
And we have miracles for sale
But please don't look into our eyes
You'll see the same fears, the same tears

[Verse 3]
He wants to open up a franchise
Now you can own your very own church
Wear robes and crosses, they'll call you "reverend"
And wait for you to give them all the truth
(Pay the price, buy a book, see the movie)
Wait for you to give them all the truth

[Verse 2]
Your registration fee and classes
Your secret scripts and 3D glasses
Equip you fully for the spiritual journey
Of ultimate highs and wondrous cosmic flashes
(Pay the price, buy his book, see the movie)
Ultimate highs and wondrous cosmic flashes
Ultimate highs and wondrous cosmic flashes