[Verse 1]
I read a book tells me death doesn't really exist
The author died years ago, I think that is rather a twist
She said the body was only in somebody's dream
But we all know she wore clothes and kept that body quite clean

[Chorus]
We might've believed her if her teeth hadn't fallen out
(Mary Baker Eddy)
We might've believed her if her teeth hadn't fallen out
Is your religion as false as the teeth that reside in your mouth?
Baker faker
Mary Baker Eddy

[Verse 2]
Do you breathe? Do you bleed? Do you see that it's all really there?
(Oh no wa)
And while you deny the facts, you are steadily losing your hair
She said that Jesus was merely a perfect man
But I never heard of her dying and rising again

[Chorus]
We might've believed her if her teeth hadn't fallen out
(Mary Baker Eddy)
We might've believed her if her teeth hadn't fallen out
Is your religion as false as the teeth that reside in your mouth?
Baker faker
Mary Baker Eddy

[Outro]
Mary
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