Ol’ Dirty Bastard
Keep The Receipt
[Intro: ODB (K. West)]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
{*continues until chorus comes in*}
Yo this is Dirt McGirt, I'm chillin' wit Kanye West
He's killin' y'all n***as on the beats
He's killin' y'all n***as on the tracks
(Where ya plaques at dog?)
The game is officially over!
Go kill yaself!

[Chorus: ODB (K. West)]Now take that equipment back to the store
We don't wanna hear that weak shit no more
Do anybody else make hits anymore?
Guess not mothafucka, it's The Roc mothafucka!
[Kanye West]Keep the Receipt mothafuckas!
Now y'all gon' stop talkin' that shit that you talkin'
Your broke-ass mamma couldn't afford that abortion
Now tell me how the Hell so gon' afford that coffin?
Now I done sat back and seen it all too often
The backbone of this like Marino to the Dolphins
Most hits out the shot since Sosa and Andre Dawson
My n***as had Pro Tools, I had no tools
Karaoke machine, fuck it I'm old school
Only difference is my tracks drove n***as postal
So I drove costal while they stay local
How I can't rhyme when my freestyles'll roast you?
Sit down I'll coach you while we style in posters
Dog, n***as had a chance to sign me, dropped the ball
I'll see you at the awards.. HUMPH!
Now after all that it took
I made it to The Roc, I'm guess I ain't as dumb as you look

[Chorus x2]
[Kanye West]Now.. I showed you how to do this, dog
Put a few beats on the tape, I saved this one for myself
I heard you n***a's tapes, need a little bit of help
But I'm rappin' and I can't do nothin' for ya, man
S.G'll hop this, 40 grand if you ain't fam
I mean, if you ain't Hov', if you ain't Cam'
Damn, I know you say he's killin' hisself
He got a little bitty deal now he feelin' hisself
Yup, just 'cause I played beats and act hospitable
Don't mean I can't get you changed to hospital you
I'm from a raw family, dog, and I'll spit on you
So play like a kid in the garden and get little you
Who ya hype man? I'm curious
It got you souped up like the cars on The Fast & Furious
You goin' through movin' critters, now who's laughin'?
The best producer that rap better than the rappers

[Chorus x2 - last line by K. West the 2nd time]
[Ol' Dirty Bastard (K. West)]Aftermath still makin' them hits, n***a?
Lunatics still makin' them hits, n***a?
So So Def still makin' them hits, n***a?
Bad Boy still makin' them hits, n***a?
Wu-Tang still makin' them hits, n***a?
Ruff Ryders still makin' them hits, n***a?
(Cash Money) still makin' them hits, n***a?
Dirt McGirt still makin' them hits, n***a
Yo yo the game is over, go kill yaself!
Go kill yaself.. n***a!
We don't wanna hear that weak shit no more!