I walked into the party with no invite
Which one of these hoes am i f**kin tonight?

This ain't my block and ain't my click
But i'm up in here and ain't scare of shit

Then i heard a cut.. (who the new dude?)
The dj tryna play me rude

I say "what they call you?"
(i'm dj clay the baddeset dj alive today peep...)

I had to back up and scoop my wig off the floor
It practically blew out the door

I brushed myself off and walked back up to 'em
That's pretty good shit ya doing but (what?)

I'm thinkin i'm a little bit better (oh yeah?)
Some folks call me the neck shredder

Cuz i cuts a lot too, so why don't you scoot down
(what's your name?) shaggy the clown

Dj clay woke up and asked what happened
"you just witnessed this here scratchin"