Don’t Flop
Arkaic vs Sensa (Round Two)
[Sensa
Yo, I wouldn't have to use no ghost-written bars from you
'Cos in my mind my bars are better
The main reason I don't do it is because I don't really rate your Ark-itecture
You should listen when I'm fucking flowing, son
You mentioned the golf course, well your girlfriend likes to swing
And I give her a hole in one
Now look, you flipped against Illmac
Saying his head looked like an egg that was yet to hatch
But that doesn't deflect the fact
That you're a fucking chicken beak having cunt with a fucking egg-head to match
And he keeps saying that he does his ghost-writing for me
Well I'll tell you about the secret writing of Arkaic
He always says 'Saurus and Illmac ruined freestyle battles
For using writtens and for that they're cunts
But in '05 he said 'Your mum's like KFC, I could hit her bucket for ten pounds
That was you cheating before Saurus and Illmac had done
In '07 you took an entire A4 pad full of bars and the gun
To use the Knocked Out battle as leftovers so you could grab the sum
So you can say I'm a cheat in battle rap, but to me that is dumb
Because you've been a pioneering rap battle cheat since before I even battled once
No here's a little secret, and I don't think anybody ever knew this
But Arkaic's nose is so fucking big it's stupid
Is it that big because he evolved from an extinct bird?
Or because his mother has a pussy the same size as a cruise ship?
No, truth is, Arkaic's nose is too big, because he's motherfucking Jewish
I just wonder, why have you never rebutted a nose joke with it?
Why have you always shown all your leniancy?
Why have you been to ashamed to admit it when your nose has been dissed more than frequently?
The problem is the fact that you hid from it, not the religion itself
So let that shit fall immediately
I guess it's 'cos Ark is like Anne Frank, 'cos he's been a scared little Jew, hiding behind a wall of secrecy
His Jewish side stems from his father
Now please listen close, 'cos I'm only just grasping this too
But even his name has something that strongly resonates in the hearts of the Jews
You'll see why I'm amazed that you've never mentioned your Dad's heritage in the bars that you've used
Because the Arc of the Covenant was a box given to Jews to hold the ten comandments when the ten comandments were moved
So seeing as you're an Ark, I would have thought you'd have honouring thy father in you
See I just brang you some news
But don't think I'm being anti-Semitic because that isn't true
See it doesn't actually matter that Sam is a Jew
But you've acted like that is a bad thing to view
So the one that is anti-Semitic is you
Now he lived in London for the first ten years of his life
But you'll never see him rep it a lot
Everywhere's always said he's from Norwich
I understand a little bit, I guess 'cos you've swapped
But I fucking love my city, I'll rep it til my death and I drop
So if you're from London, I think you should start to look at him and your fucking respect that he's got
'Cos if he was from London, he should have motherfucking said that he was
Your fuck-off big nose can sense cocaine better than police using a dog can
Repping Norwich when you're from London - I don't think you should've swapped man
Real Londoners won't like that shit, they'll be thinking you should be offed fam
'Cos you turned your back on the city, like the blue side of Manchester doing a Posnan
Now when I met Steph, we talked about your relationship
I said 'Chill it's fine, all of them come under some pressure
Some stress for you to work out 'cos it becomes tethered
But sometimes an ugly fight can just surprise and make the love better'
She said 'Fuck Sensa, I didn't know that I should just text you
When our relationship isn't smooth, with a rough texture'
I said 'It's fine, relationships are one of life's greatest battles'
And she said 'Yeah, but Oshea vs Tony D is much better'
See when you actually do fuck, to her I bet it's like a Don't Flop video
I mean she's with Arkaic so first she hears a Wizzard instrumental
Then she sees an introduction to the foreplay done by Rowan fam
I mean it's a little bit weird, as her pussy lips are opening
She's thinking 'He's going in' and she's throwing hands
I mean tell me, how does your relationship not being immediately broken man?
'Cos it ain't a normal situation that instead of your girlfriend thinking 'Keep going Sam' , she's thinking 'He's going HAM'
Early in his career he called Enlish 'Sinbad', the chocolate star of david
The Bengali [?]
Now I'm moving it on to Coolez
He said he was an African marathon runner, and sold aftershave in the loo for quids
He said Tony D was a black and white pussy like Jester cat
And he looked like a transvestite from Thailand
This stupid prick then said Mickey Worthless' mum's name was Fajita
And Fajita would be the food he'd pick
And if he ever crossed the line, that would be his Mexican side ruling shit
And then against Illmac, you said his Native American dad had feathers in his cap and went [Native American Warcry]
So I really do think that all of your views should switch
'Cos I bet that in the next few rounds he's gonna say that I'm racist
When I think that status should be truly his
'Cos I've used race jokes in a few battles, and this cunt's been doing them ever since he started doing this

[Arkaic]
Yo, he said I'm more racist than him, that's the view I'm about to put to shame
This is all coming from a guy from Norfolk who think Muslims all look the same
But he be like dibidibidi-do, dibidibidi-day
It's 2013 mate, nobody flows like that
There ain't no way in hell you're gonna blow like that
I've seen you and your missus and you're both quite fat
I could push man over, he'd roll right back
What's wrong with this miserable turd, I really wish he would learn
He made a song called 'I'm Not A Rapper' - bruv I wouldn't have given it any different words
It is not about going studio with Sensa, see his shit is the worst
Watching him for hours in the booth, spitting a verse
See the one millionth take is just as fucking shit as the first
So this is what would happen if Disaster had a Norwich accent
So stop the gassing, every battle is not a classic
And every clash ain't a body-bagging
Yo, [?] me either
You say you don't pop the ratchet, I still come with that street sweeper
I call that shit my Robbie Jackson
So how does it feel to be in a battle with your father
Brother could you rap it any darker?
I don't know what shit this guy's on
'Cos that last verse sounded like an episode of Crimewatch
Which is quite odd, 'cos he's the one that's always re-enacting a Disaster
So when I say you worship the Pentagram, I don't mean the metal band
You're a fucking Pagan, and you say shit to try and impress the fans
I don't care if some martial arts expert used to befriend your dad
'Cos the closest thing you'll ever have to becoming a black belt is coming in second, Dan
So you can act like you're tough and courageous
Yeah bruv I caught a couple of cases
I was younger and brainless
How are you advanced? You ain't mastered none of the basics
Against Dialect I ain't heard nothing that's racist
I can't believe what this cunt gets away with
Putting dead people in raps - mummification
You are a neo-nazi with a racist agenda
Allow all them Jew jokes bruv, you just sound like you put the SS in Sensa
So this bredder isn't a threat
See I can have my pick of the best
You throw me bars, I throw them back like [?]
They say we have similar strengths
But real talk, I don't endorse any of that racist shit that he says
There's the BNP and the EDL, you sit on the fence
So I refuse to Sensa getting on his Nick Griffin again
Singing along to Rick Ross songs, just so he can say the word N---- again
See, you just do this for effect
And that's why I can't give him respect
And the only reason you battle black people, is 'cos that's the only time you can get that shit of your chest
He thinks he's mean like a Jarhead, and street like a park bench
But if I wanted your girl, I would keep her like Barthez
You think I'm lying, but there ain't nothing truth in what Ark says
He's a racist biter, he's Don't Flop's version of Suarez