[Verse 1]
When you’re on a team with the Hulk and Thor
And we’re all up there on the movie screen
Will the people believe that I’m not quite as tough?
Will anyone even notice me?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
But listen I’ve got powers too and they’re pretty sweet
I promise I can do so much more than just archery
I’m serious guys
I’ve got a collection of scarves and berets
I play trombone in a ska band
I once got to second base on my Tinder date
And my cat has got its own Instagram

[Chorus 1]
I'm telling you now
I kick ass at Mario Kart
This year I played an extra in Paul Blart
I can open a pickle jar
I’m friggin’ Hawkeye
Maybe I’m as super as they are

[Pre-Chorus 2]
So maybe I still haven’t lost my virginity
But when I bowl I always score at least 70
After six beers
Yes I know about Captain America’s strength
And the Hulk becomes a towering man
But I got seventh place in my fantasy league
And I once butt-dialed Jean-Claude Van Damme

[Chorus 2]
I'm telling you now
When I go to Chipotle I get free guac
I flirt with the cashier and she says that I rock
I own water-resistant socks
I’m friggin’ Hawkeye
Maybe I'm as super as they are
Maybe I'm as super as they are
Maybe I'm as super as they are