Here's a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one
But he let it go
There's somebody satisfied
With winning

Back on the boardwalk
There's Moe the Sleaze
Sells good things
And aims to please
He's almost even but
He doesn't mind a handout

Come on down for a pleasure cruise
We're all going on a pleasure cruise
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women, plenty of booze

Give your ticket
To Moe the Sleaze
He's the one that's
Weak in the knees
His pants are baggy
But you can see them shaking

I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe
He may be there
I really don't know
We can smoke garfong
And watch him ride
The big one

Come on down for a pleasure cruise
We're all going on a pleasure cruise
Come on down for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women, plenty of booze

Come on down, come on down
Come on down, come on

Here's a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one
And he let it go
There's somebody satisfied
With winning

Here's a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one
And he let it go
He's somebody satisfied
With winning
He's somebody