Dan Bull
GAME OF THRONES RAP #1: Ned Stark
(Hey! Look,)

[Verse 1]
Who's the man dropping the rap?
It's Ned Stark
I rule the land on the top of the map
I got a head start
Bloodclart
I'm the lord and warden of the north
From the border to the wall I rule it all, food for thought
And who'd have thought a king could bring a tune as raw
A regal troubador
Who's keeps a music hall
He speaks the truth on beats and proves to you he knew the lore
But i'm über-sure that's nothing you ever knew before
I drop real lyrics, and that's a fact of life you might not feel
But it's that i got skill
And this is why i rule the the roads like tribes of hill
There was a guy I'd got to kill, From the night's watch; WILL
Heh, what a shite talker warning about white walkers
Bedtime stories i ought to tell to my daughters
And regarding family matters:
Family matters
Hassle my family and I'm having your knackers

[HOOK]
So foes of winterfell best start running
And braces yourselves
Ned Stark's coming
The enemies of winterfell best start running
And brace yourselves
Ned Stark's coming

[Verse 2]
I'm handling things with the standard I bring
Would you expect less from the hand of the king
Who's cold enough to let Joffrey give Sansa the ring, THINK!
My standing's as grand as young Bran on his legs
So i head to King's Landing demanding respect
Or there'll be payback
Like a Lannister's debt
Since Baratheon's passing, the palace bereft
Of a King till' the crown is on Stannis' Head
But then i take heed of what Varys had said
Revealing the reason why John Arryn is dead
Barristan and i began to suspect a blan to defect
That the Lannisters evidently ran in effect
Baratheon spoke aloud his last letter
And i accurately wrote it down to the letter
Just miss a little bit out, Now that's better
Keep Joffrey of the hotseat, the little pecker!

[HOOK]
Foes of winterfell best start running
And braces yourselves
Ned Stark's coming
The enemies of winterfell best start running
And brace yourselves
Ned Stark's coming

[Verse 3]
That letter from the High King was ripped up by the bitch herself
Despite the prison cell in which I dwell
I'm still the lord of Winterfell
You're still a horde of infidels
So give me your support as king or else we'll storm The Citadel
Flipping hell
This is a tale i may not live to tell
'Cause one does not simply...
Wait, that was Rivendell
There isn't Elves in this story at all
And now I'Ve gone and broke the character
It's damaging the 4th wall
It happens when I'm dropping off the top of my head
Until my head is dropping off and I'm dead
You've been rocking with Ned
Probably the best to drop in all of Westeros
At least I guess I was
Until my head was lost


[HOOK]
So foes of winterfell best start running
And braces yourselves
Ned Stark's coming
The enemies of winterfell best start running
And brace yourselves
Ned Stark's coming