I was looking at your picture eating fried dough
When I turned on the radio to hear about a tornado
That was coming your way
I put on my gold suit
And began to execute
As I danced, buildings would crumble
My stretch marks lit up just like thunder

Evacuate your heart
Evacuate your trailer
'Cause without failure
All outfits, handcrafted by my mother's touch
Now, when I say "shazam", you tell me that I'm glamorous

Shazam (you're glamorous!)
Shazam (you're, you're, you're glamorous!)
Can't look away
Haunted by my vision
Trapped by my style
Enhances the rhythm
Birds sing songs and so do I
Mama gets stitched, I'm going dancing tonight

Shazam (you're glamorous!)
Shazam (you're, you're, you're glamorous!)
I know I am!