[Skit]
*Spaceship door opening*
Alien Pilot: Captain [?], I'm zeroing in on planet Earth and my findings are very strange.​
Alien Captain: What do you have to report, young [?]?
Alien Pilot: You know how on our planet, we all look the same? Well, on Earth, everyone looks different from one another.​
Alien Captain: Explain.​
Alien Pilot: My first observation is they all eat different things. Some of them eat frozen, flavored milk bowls.​
Alien Captain: I heard of that. I think it's called "ice cream."
Alien Pilot: Mmm, yes. And others only eat plants from the ground in a mixture they call "sa-a-lads."
Alien Captain: That's madness.​
Alien Pilot: Yes. And the other thing. Some have pink hair. Some have brown hair. They all wear different clothes. I don't know how they keep track of who anyone is.​
Alien Captain: So you're saying on planet Earth, being different is a good thing?
Alien Pilot: It appears so. For example, I found this human who identifies as a "drag queen" called Nina West. She wears different hair every day; different outfits every day. She sings songs and does whatever she wants every day. She even dresses her canine companions in human clothes.​
Alien Captain: You know, it sounds kind of fun down there
Alien Pilot: Captain, what are you saying?
Alien Captain: Maybe just a quick stop off on our way back to our planet?
Alien Pilot: Yes. We can collect more data on what makes these Earthlings... shine.​
Alien Captain: And I can try Zumba!
Alien Pilot: Alright. Next stop: planet Earth. Set phasers to... fun!