[Verse 1]
Hey, baby, where are you going?
I've got it made in the shade in my house by the ocean
I'm licking up all of things honey
I'll give you anything you want but it has to cost money
And I wanna put a baby inside you
So that I can name it and ship it off to the tabloids
And I wanna put a baby inside you
So that I can name it something as silly as I am

[Chorus]
May we come inside?
We won't stay very long
And we'll still come inside
Even if you say no
Pleasure to meet you
Now, give us your money

I'm such a clever one
Standing in the subway station
I'm just like you
My life has never really begun
Just like you

[Verse 2]
Hey, baby, the wheels are in motion
I've got it made in the shade and I'm mixing that potion
I'm licking up all of things honey
I'll give you anything you want but it has to cost money
And you're invited to my fundraiser
Bring your dog, bring your drugs, alert all the newspapers
Yes, you're invited to my fundraiser
Now, I can buy myself out of the art I created

[Chorus]
May we come inside?
We won't stay very long
And we'll still come inside
Even if you say no
Pleasure to meet you
Now, give us your money

I'm such a clever one
Standing in the subway station
I'm just like you
My life has never really begun
Just like you

I'm such a clever one
Standing in the subway station
I'm just like you
My life has never really begun

I'm such a clever one
Standing in the subway station
I'm just like you
My life has never really begun
Just like you