There's a place where everyone can be happy
It's the most beautiful place in the whole fucking world
It's made of candy canes and planes and bright red choo-choo trains
And the meanest little boys and the most innocent little girls

And you know I wish that I could got there
It's a road that I have not found
And I wish you the best of luck, dear
Drop a card or letter to my side of town

Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and

You... painted my entire world
But I... don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
And I won't forget it

There's a place where everyone can be right
Even though you remain determined to be opposed
Admittance requires no qualifications
It's where everyone has been and where everybody goes

So please try not to be impatient
For we all hate standing in line
And when the farm is good and bought, you'll be there without a thought
And eternity, my friend, is a long fucking time

Because there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend
But baby I'm amazed at the hate that you can send and

You... painted my entire world
But I... don't have the turpentine to clean what you have soiled
And I won't forget it